Theodore Chocolate Labrador

Okay. So. We can't accept food from Faerie-people. I know that. ...now.

...but can we have sex with Naiads? There isn't, like, some thing right?

I--
Ow!
Guys, I'm in--
Ow!
These--
OW!
I'VE BEEN CRATED, YOU GUYS, HELP!

I can't summon Master's books! I keep trying and they don't show up, guys! They always comes when I call for them.

And maybe there's some really good spell in one of them that can fix this, but I can't read them if I don't have them and--

Erik, is Mom okay?!

It's so conformist.

...my head hurts...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

So... how do people have birthdays? Like. Obviously it happens because of time and stuff, but how do people have the parties?

Because some people on TV just do nothing and have awesome ones and some people plan like crazy and sometimes they suck but sometimes they're awesome and everyone here has awesome birthdays, so I figure maybe you guys know?

Just that my first one is on Friday.

Okay, this is going to be so much fun! ...even if I'm not partners with Tuesday. But I get to go to the dance with her, so I guess it's okay.

Can we call our baby Sirius?

I had a really great time at the party last night! It was really fun and me and Tuesday even won at some of the games, which is cool because I didn't even know what most of them were!

And Crowley's Dad was really nice and he knew my Master. Oh, and the food was so good.

And kissing is awesome. So awesome.

Uhm. Okay. ...I press this and... Erik? To Erik? I think that's-- yeah.

Please don't be mad? Please? I'm sorry but Tuesday's my friend and she's really nice and I really like her and she said she'd be nice to you and I'm sorry I'm a bad brother like you said. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad? Please?

ooc; assume that the last two paragraphs there were Teddy botching the 'private' html. As such, it is public and can be read by everyone.

...I'm really sorry. Tuesday, I don't think I can go to Nate's party with you.

...I don't think I can go to Nate's party at all. M'sorry.
Do I still have to do the RSVP thing?

...my tummy hurts.

People should adopt puppies, too! Because Courtney is trying to kill them! And puppies are fun and nice and useful. They're not like cats! You can't even play fetch with a cat, so they're useless. And mean.

I'm having fun in classes. Except math. I'm still really bad at it... but I'm good at Spellcrafting! I think I'm even getting the hang of a really cool new spell! It's called Arrow of... uh. I forget. But Arrow! Like Erik! I'll be like him and Dad! It makes, like, a magic arrow. Kind of. And the Summoning class is awesome. ...but I thought I'd be better at it because I summon stuff, like, all the time.

And did you guys know? They make t-shirts with ELE on them! And, like, ELE RULES! and other stuff. They were so cool and Mom even bought me a couple!

Adopt puppies!

I really like this trip so far, it's awesome! We should totally do it again next break!

...I mean, it was scary at first and I was fri-- worried. About Erik and everyone else but they're all fine, right and we have a cool new pet!

And we fought a bird! Well. I didn't fight it, but I closed the portal it came through! And Adam and Connor and everyone took the bird down like the ELE would! And it was awesome and I didn't even mess up the spell! And then everyone was happy and they thought we were heroes and there was SO MUCH FOOD and it was so cool. And okay, now we're having to sleep in Starbuck again, but that's cool too! It's like camping! And people shouldn't be mad at Yusuf, because people makes mistakes right? With spells and knocking people over and whatever he did, and it's mean to stay mad at them for it.

Guys! We should totally figure out a name for Carpet. Because he's cool and he knows how to fetch and we can't just keep calling him Carpet, right?

...I'm really sorry about that spell everyone. It wasn't supposed to work like that, I just really messed it up and it all went wrong and, uh. Sorry.

Erik, is Mom going to be really mad if I fail some of my exams?

Guys! You guys! Sally is tickling me and it feels so good! HA!

...what? Yes, you are. You totally are. Look, see! ...what? OH! You guys, it's my FOOT! My foot was tickling me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I didn't know!
And if you guys are feeling better, that was us! We cast a spell that made people... what was it, Sally?

Ew--
Ewewhat--?
EUPHORIA!
Yeah, that! We wanted to do something good because people keep getting mad and sad and it sucks, so we tried a spell to make everyone happy! I don't even know if it worked, though... but if it did, it was us! Maybe it'll make taking exams and everything better, and that would be awesome! I am totally going to fail all of mine.

...no, I totally am! But it's cool, I don't even feel bad about it.

HAHAHAHA! My foot is doing it again! HA!

...my head hurts.
...and my tummy feels weird.
Mmmmmrrrwwww...

The last few days have been really cool! This school can be really awesome!

I went shopping on saturday, and it was really... interesting. And a little scary! But fun! And I got slacks and a shirt and a tie, so I can be dressed up for the big party and noone will get mad at me! I've even started practicing with my tie. Those things are hard!

And then on Sunday, I started reading the Harry Potter books again. ...I probably should be reading school stuff and The Master's books, but fun reading is okay, right? The last one was pretty scary with the dementors and everything, but at least it ended happily! Kind of. Well, Harry got to know his Godfather, who's awesome! Brave and cool and he turns into a dog! It's cool that Harry has Sirius, because orphans need people looking out for them!

This book seems like it isn't going to be as scary, though! The World Cup thing was so cool! ...and okay, then the Death Eaters showed up, but now they're back at Hogwarts and things seem okay! So I don't think it'll get scary again, so. ...and there was that thing with the old man and the house that I didn't really get, but.

...it doesn't get scary, does it?

Why is everyone pinching me!? I didn't do anything wrong and they're being weird and it really hurts!

I'm being good! I'm not breaking any of The Rules, I didn't even sniff anyone, so I'm confused!

Is it because of the gossip thing? Because I'm sorry, I really am. I didn't know that we're not supposed to tell the gossip thing stuff! And I was confused about orgies. I didn't know that they're not when you sit around and watch videos! Mom only just told me that they're actually just a bunch of people rutting! So I'm sorry, I'll tell the gossip thing that I was wrong!

Just please stop!

I think I've gotten this right now, so...

Hi! I kind of got this really messed up last time because I didn't know the buttons or how to work it, plus my spell was just typing for me, so I didn't even know I was sending stuff to people when I hit the buttons, but.

I'm Teddy! Or, well, I'm Theodore. Only I like Teddy more! It's awesome! Or, well, technically, I'm 'The Dog' but there was some kind of mistake because I write bad and I'm Teddy now! Or Theodore! Theodore Chocolate Labrador.

I'm in the Magic faculty, which is great! All of the smells are really interesting and I figure it will help me with learning my spells. I'm trying to get better so that The Master will be proud of me. I've learned three so far! And they're great! I'm using one right now and it really helps because these hand things suck. I just speak and it types for me, which is why it went so bad last time. But it's better now, because Erik helped me.

Oh yeah! Erik! Erik is cool and when we're not here, I live with him and his family. His mom too me home when I was lost and so she says I'm part of the family now, which is cool, because it's like she's my mom! And Erik's my sort of brother! He's awesome and funny and calls me Theo. Even if he didn't invite me to the orgy which sounds like fun. Can I go to the next one? I promise to be good, even if you say that I shouldn't tell people that we're brothers. And wait, I should probably not have typed all of this then, right? How do I-- delete. Delete. Go back. Delete that stuff. Is it the button? Which button is it? Is it this

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